watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
My bed smells like the plague
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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