but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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