IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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