I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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