Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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