marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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