making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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