that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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