I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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