i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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