Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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