suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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