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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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