I'm going to jail i love you
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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