let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
