hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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