Your tits are I can't wait for
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
