FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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