"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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