Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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