Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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