he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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