Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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