idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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