i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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