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I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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