Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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