you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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