i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I wish you could order shots online.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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