My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm getting married
To pizza
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
