did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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