I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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