Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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