Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
No subtext here. People are naked.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think I just shit out all my problems.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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