I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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