dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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