Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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