That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
