u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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