I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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