laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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