just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Enjoy the penises
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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