every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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