I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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