how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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