Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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