D3 body, D1 cock
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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