what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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