If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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