guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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