Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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