Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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