Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize
