no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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